A white salesman from New York, was on a business trip through some of the states in the deep south. After checking in to a hotel, he went to the cocktail lounge for a couple of drinks.
He had not been seated for more than a few minutes, when a southern gentleman at the bar stood up and announced, "My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I am a white man from the top of my head to the tip of my toes", and then sit back down.
Every ten minutes or so, he would stand and make the same announcment to the other patrons, "My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I am a white man from the top of my head to the tip of my toes".
It had been a long and tiring trip for the salesman, and all he wanted was a little peace and quiet.
After hearing the loud mouth's repeated words for some time, the salesman stood up and made his own announcment.
His was, "My name is Smith, S-M-I-T-H, and I am a white man from the top of my head to the tip of my toes, all except for my @sshole which is brown, B-R-O-W-N".
2007-10-13 13:03:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so funny:):)
roflmbo:):):)
Thanks for a great laugh, to go with the smile on my face:)
Rags37:)
R-A-G-S-3-7......lol:)
2007-10-14 04:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 06:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-13 13:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My name is rey-rey and I am brown ask me again and I'll tell you the same.
2007-10-13 21:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another good one.
2007-10-13 14:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by Pustic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh shizz that made me roll on the floor. seriously. you are wau too funny. we love the heck out of you. thanks. hee hee hee hee hee lol lol lol lmao roflmao.
2007-10-13 14:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i love it
2007-10-14 22:21:27 · answer #7 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! Another good one!
2007-10-13 13:21:40 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jajaja good one
2007-10-13 15:44:21 · answer #9 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-10-17 16:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋