1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.
2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... Men will screw anything.
3. How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
4. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
5. What is a man's idea of forplay?
A half hour of begging.
6. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He is breathing.
7. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
8. How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
9. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
10. How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares.
11. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Don't know. It never has been done before.
12. How are men and parking places alike?
The good ones are taken and the ones left are handicapped.
13. What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
Lifting his legs, so you can vacuum.
14. What is the difference between men and E.T.?
E.T. phones home.
15. What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A hotdog and a six pack of beer.
16. Do you know why there is a hole in a man's penis?
So he can get air to his brain.
2007-10-13 12:59:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha!
Hilarious!!
Cracked me up!
:o)
Only a select few can do that...
Lol.
... Star!
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2016-10-22 07:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by abdulla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many women does it take to change a lightbulb 10 . one to change the bulb. another 9 to start a support group. what do you do when your wifes watch breaks.nothing theres a clock above the stove.
2007-10-13 13:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by bindrinkinnsmokin 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Women how do you know your man is screwing around?When you ask him for sex and he says he has a headache.
2007-10-13 21:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahhaha great job
2007-10-13 13:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by neverendinglovee. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are too funny. heee heeeee heeee..
2007-10-13 14:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice i like it
2007-10-14 22:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very true
2007-10-17 16:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahha hilarious!!!!
2007-10-13 15:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-13 13:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋