2007-10-13 12:31:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
two: one fundamentalist to hold the light bulb and one to twist the truth
2007-10-13 12:35:28 · answer #1 · answered by I'm an Atheist 3 · 14⤊ 3⤋
Ha!
One fundamentalist can condemn a light bulb anonymously. Otherwise, it takes two. Fundamentalists will not condemn a light bulb in person until they have it outnumbered.
2007-10-13 19:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 7⤊ 2⤋
John 3:17-21 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. He who believes in Him is not condemned; but him who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.And this is the condemnation, that the light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light because their deeds were evil. For everyone practicing evil hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his deeds should be exposed. But he who does the truth comes to the light, that his deeds may be clearly seen, that they have been done in God.
If you are condemned, it is your own doing. Fundamentalists simply believe that the Bible is Gods Word. Your problem is with God. It's His Words. We are simply messengers.
2007-10-13 19:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by BERT 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
It's too late and I'm too tired to come up with someone clever....like...
depends on watt kind of bulb you are talking about. Is it a traditional bulb or one of those twisted ones?
2007-10-13 19:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by lady_phoenix39 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaaha!
Starred!
2007-10-13 19:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love Fireball's answer. "None as long as it lights."
But if it doesn't light, send that damn bulb to hell!
2007-10-13 20:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
one. Of course that's how a fundie got committed. Strangers saw him yelling about hell to a light bulb.
2007-10-13 19:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by gumby 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
How many of Christ's commandments does it take to condemn you? Or at least to put you under conviction?
2007-10-13 19:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Fundamentalists? What religion or belief system are you baiting? If their from San Fransicko a bakers dozen.
2007-10-13 19:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The entire congregation
2007-10-13 19:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋