What is a student's seven-course dinner?
A six pack of Red Bull and a slice of pizza.
What is ;an American seven-course dinner?
A six pack of Bud Lite and a big Mac.
What is a Scottish seven-course dinner?
Six crumbs of stale bread and a case of whisky.
What is a Chinese seven-course dinner?
Six bowls of rice and a cooked rat.
What is a Japanese seven-course dinner?
A bowl of rice and six raw fish.
What is a Russian seven-course dinner?
A litre of vodka and six turnips.
What is a Mexican seven-course dinner?
A bottle of Tequila and six cockroaches.
What is an Eskimo seven-course dinner?
Six lumps of snow and a baby seal.
What is an Argentine seven-course dinner?
Six cuts of beer and a sprig of parsley.
What is an English seven-course dinner?
Three pints of lager, two packs of crisps, a bag of chips and a donor kebab.
What is an Irish seven-course dinner?
A four-pack of Guinness and a potato.
What is a German seven-course dinner?
Six different beers and a kilo of raw sausage
2007-10-13
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