2007-10-13 12:13:31 · 18 answers · asked by A friendly Jihad 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. A little known power of Jesus is his divine tornado kick of cosmic justice. It can take out four people in a single move.
2007-10-13 12:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Jesus was a peaceful, non-violent kind of guy, right? Love your enemy, turn the other cheek, blah, blah... It would only take 1 atheist (all I've known were also very non-violent). "Hey Jesus, I'd like to take you out for a glass of wine because you're such a good guy, but right now I'm short of cash as are my peeps here...You know what I heard about you? Of course you do, you're the 'son o' god'. I got this bucket of water here, we all kinda like a Pinot/Cab blend. This would go a long way to further your cause....."
2007-10-13 19:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends which atheists are fighting.
I'm sure Dawkins, Hitchens. Harris and Stalin could take Jesus out!
Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris would try to prove that Jssus never existed while Stalin beated on Jesus with a hammer and sickle.
2007-10-13 19:18:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The historical Jesus was probably 5 feet tall and malnourished. So you'd have to find 4 truly pathetic atheists to loose that one.
2007-10-13 19:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The whole world and its armies will gather at Armageddon to try to stop Jesus from returning from the earth. It will be like using a Boeing 747 to smack a fly. Jesus wins - all Christians with Him!
2007-10-13 19:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus taught us to turn the other cheek
he wouldn't harm anyone even if he could
2007-10-13 22:00:40 · answer #6 · answered by Yuri ^_^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will Jesus be unarmed, or will he have a +3 ultrasword?
2007-10-13 19:37:46 · answer #7 · answered by Dazcha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thing existing or non existing could ever "take on" Jesus Jesus as in God made you
2007-10-13 19:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Zombie flesh eater V The sane
Steel cage match yeah they would kick his butt.
2007-10-13 19:19:46 · answer #9 · answered by Jewlz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope.............not even an army of atheists would be able to take him down! Jesus rocks!
2007-10-13 19:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by sula 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋