A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
2007-10-13 11:39:54 · 12 answers · asked by the mrs:) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....good...star 4 u!
2007-10-13 11:49:03 · answer #1 · answered by ღ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful!!!!! Here's another one: FBI needs an new assassin. The final three were two males and a female. They need to make sure they hire the right person for the job, so they give the first guy an AK47...tell him," Go into the dark room, your wife is in there, kill her and come back out here with us" The man says, " I can't kill my wife!" they tell him he is not what they are looking for and tell him to get his wife and take her home. The second man goes through the same thing. He goes in the room, comes back out after 5 minutes and says," I can't kill my wife!" They tell him," You're not what we're looking for. Take your wife and go home." Finally, the woman comes up. They give her the same speach in reference to her husband sitting in the dark room. She entered, after several minutes there's screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. All went quite and the woman came out. She wipe the sweat off of her brow and said, " The gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair!" Moral of the story: Don't mess with women!!! LOL
2007-10-13 12:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by little red toe 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes Funny
2007-10-13 21:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by M. R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
Lazy b*tch...
:op
But anyways...
that was a good laugh...
Star!
~ khamani jonas (nick) â¥
2007-10-13 12:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny luved it
2007-10-13 11:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
no man should be that lazy! lol
2007-10-14 01:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ElizabethAnne♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep em comming
2007-10-13 12:33:16 · answer #7 · answered by ME :] 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is mean
2007-10-14 10:48:45 · answer #8 · answered by Daynegerros 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell yeah!
2007-10-16 05:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-13 11:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by SingingImp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋