or have I just hit dementia and dont care, as everythig is funny?
2007-10-13 11:21:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
I don't know if everything is funny,if you have been drinking,or it's that you do have dementia. Here's a test to see if it's dementia or not. LOL
Please OK, relax, clear your mind, and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engines also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales; In London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on; In Swindon, two people get off and four get on; In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on; In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on; In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answers
1. Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself .
2. Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
3. Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these?
4. Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you s aid ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop.
5. Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
2007-10-13 12:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by glorydvine 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's funny hour here now my gorgeous gal Lol
2007-10-13 19:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am getting happier sweetie, and a dose of bubbles later may help.
hugs.
2007-10-13 12:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
at times it is funny,.....it all depends on who is asking or answering the questions,.....i know i have fun here,.....but then again i am drinking a lot of times when i am here,....."CHEERS",.....
2007-10-13 13:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just too many hours on this forum!!!
2007-10-14 02:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everything sure is funny.
Even me. lol
2007-10-13 11:31:05 · answer #6 · answered by I hate Hillary Clinton 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's FUNNY as a BUNNY in heat!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-13 12:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What have you been drinking?
2007-10-13 11:30:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i guess ?
2007-10-13 11:24:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋