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Everybody else seems to be generalizing about atheists today, so I thought I'd join in.

2007-10-13 10:57:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Yeah, and why do all atheists prefer regular beer to light beer -- even though everyone knows that light beer is less filling?

2007-10-13 11:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 3 0

I have very close-cropped hair (I'm not actually quite bald) and I wash my hair every day with a good shampoo and head massage. This makes my nails immaculately clean, the circulation in my head razor sharp, and my whole being in a zingy state for the day ahead. I pare my nails carefully with curved scissors and dispose of the clippings with care. If I break one I take care to file it down so it doesn't snag.

2007-10-13 18:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2 0

Actually, as I look at them, this atheist's fingernails are pretty dirty. I haven't had to clean up for anyone today.

2007-10-13 18:06:45 · answer #3 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 2 0

I don't know. Is this a joke? What is the punch line?
Mr. M on "atheists."

2007-10-13 18:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by Humberto M 6 · 1 0

Mine are not. I clip 'em pretty short to keep the dirt from accumulating.

2007-10-13 18:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No, my nails are all different lengths and chipped. I'm SOOO not a girly girl

2007-10-13 18:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3 1

Am I the only one who bites their nails then : (

2007-10-13 18:00:43 · answer #7 · answered by Salvador 7 · 3 1

I did not notice, but perhaps you are right... maybe they do not have to claw at reality as often as others...

2007-10-13 18:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

i bite my nails

2007-10-13 18:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

LOL, thanks for lightening things up.

2007-10-13 18:01:42 · answer #10 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 2 1

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