I'm going to write a book saying that God told me you all have to worship me because I'm the second comming and that you must believe it because God says, in my book, that it is true!!!
What's that? You're not going to believe it? Then why do you believe in the bible just because it says that God said the bible is true??
(and yes, someone DID just say that)
2007-10-13 10:48:08 · 17 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! is a prince 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I perform miracles....why, just the other day...I put some water in a box, pulled it out, and it was solid!!!
praise me! lol.
2007-10-13 10:56:08 · update #1
Lilah...you just met me....how can you know that I have made no impact on you(in the future)? Did God make an impact on your life before you knew Him? NO! He didn't.
2007-10-13 10:57:58 · update #2
Jesus turned water into wine...but where did he get the water from? :O the stream!!
2007-10-13 12:10:53 · update #3
If your book makes around three hundred predictions about something thats going to happen hundreds of years from now and they all come true, as they did with the Bible, maybe then people will take you seriously.
God bless,
2007-10-13 11:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by ozchristianguy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The things of the Spirit of God are spiritually discerned. The natural man cannot receive them because they are foolishness to him. For the god of this world has blinded the minds of men lest they see the glorious light of the gospel of Jesus Christ and be saved.
2007-10-13 18:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by pshdsa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a fascinating miracle you performed! Perhaps you can film this miracle onto YouTube or something so we can all see the steps you took. For example:
1.) Create water from nothing, i.e, speak it onto existance (like God did in Genesis)
2.) Create the laws of nature that define that when water's temperature drops below a certain temperature (generally 32 degrees farhenheit, but it varies with atmospheric pressure) it turns solid (i.e., freezes.) To make life easier for those in the hot climates, please consider making the freezing point of water something like 45 degrees. That might also take care of that nasty old "global warming" thing.
3.) I am assuming you used a "magic box" called a "freezer." This sort of magic requires a whole bunch of other stuff you'll need to create like electricity, freon or some other sort of gas with similar properties, a compressor, coils made of copper (that you'll also need to invent,) steel or some other material for the outside of the box (also will require not only iron and carbon, but a complicated series of processes of mining the ore, refining, smelting, forming, shaping,etc, etc...) and I would suggest that you magic box also have some method to insulate the inside temperature from the outside ambient temperature so that the water will not continually try to revert to its normal liquid state when it is found in temperatures above whatever freezing point you have created.
Then there's that darned old law of physics that you can work on, the one that says that as the temperature of most liquids like water decreases, their state changes from gas to liquid to solid, but that's no problem for you, since you fancy yourself a god.
You see, in reality, your entire life, every aspect of it, all elements in it, and every moment of it exists only because God has already created it. That's right: God created your life. On the day you acknowledge that, you'll begin to see His awesome nature and, I pray, that you will also begin to question why He did create you, what His purpose is for your life, what He expects from you, and what you have done to thank Him for all of His creation, including ice.
To glorify Him, I think I'll go have a nice cold tall glass of ice tea and honor the God who created all things as I ponder the glory of His handiwork.
When you have created some completely-Brian CTR-created ice, let me know and I'll compare it to that which God has created. In the mean time, please don't plagiarize God's work. It's bad form.
2007-10-13 18:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by he_returns_soon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Bible has an excellent track-record for fulfilled prophecy.
Since it says that Jesus will return in a way different from what you describe yourself as, I don't think I have to worry about you at all.
2007-10-13 17:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by Bob L 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The truth is found in the experience, not in a book or religion.
Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life... no one can come to God except through Him.
2007-10-13 17:53:11 · answer #5 · answered by Bill Mac 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Blasphemer
2007-10-13 18:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by LaptopJesus 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go ahead do as you please. I'm sure someone will believe you. But I am happy with my religion and don't need to have someone try to change my mind. It is a BELIEF you have the right to not believe it if you wish
2007-10-13 18:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you certainly aren't the first, and won't be the last person to start up a new religion that focuses upon themselves.
2007-10-13 18:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably because you aren't divine, you don't perform miracles, you are blaspheming your so-called dad (if you were divine). Just to name a few. Oh yeah, and I also seem to notice you're a moron, and I barely know you. I think you should consider yourself lucky if your dog follows you when you walk him.
2007-10-13 17:52:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Not a bad start. I'm guessing you're young so I would say work on refining the argument.
2007-10-13 17:52:57 · answer #10 · answered by Demetri w 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋