10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter
2007-10-13 10:36:10 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
brilliant
2007-10-13 10:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-10-13 20:30:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-08 05:32:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and reasons there female
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
2007-10-13 11:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-13 10:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love star 4 u
2007-10-13 11:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rolflmao... that was really good 10/10
there is about another thirty more lol!
have a star!!
xx
2007-10-13 11:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle, thanx!
2007-10-13 11:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 'cause it's true LOL =P
2007-10-13 10:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jasmine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, pretty clever! It's actually a little funny. (I thought that it would be horribly stupid, I was wrong :) )
2007-10-13 10:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by ivy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super funny.. my roommate.. a guy just shook his head ..
then said, ' Thats horrible.... but very true!'
2007-10-13 10:41:02 · answer #11 · answered by jeselynn_81 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋