1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.
2007-10-13 10:01:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You just made my job more enjoyable . hehehe
2007-10-13 10:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one very original and all would be good then everybody would love their job, have a star!
2007-10-13 17:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the laws would maybe need some altering too
2007-10-13 17:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
wonderful
wonder why the 'bosses' haven't thought of it that way
2007-10-13 17:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give us a job babes xxx lol xxxx
2007-10-13 21:53:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't drink but I thought they were good. lol
2007-10-13 17:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great joke cheers
2007-10-13 17:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-10-13 17:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by danity k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea & no work would get done.lol
2007-10-13 17:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha very funny.
2007-10-13 21:17:19 · answer #10 · answered by ipodfloppy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋