I need a comeback for my my little bro says...?

Question

Okay so recently i bought a whole bunch of new clothes and stuff and cut my hair. Whenever my family goes somewhere and we meet new friends and are just hangin out, my brother will say "You know, you would have never even dressed like that a while ago." for attention or to act like he knows something i dont really know why he says it. Or he will say "You used to dress like such a tomboy"
Its very annoying and ambarassing. I need something to say back to him that will embarass him so much he will never do it again.
I'm okay with language, gay jokes, anything. Please tell me any ideas you have!
Thanks! =)

Answer 1

say, "yeah, and i remember the good old days when you used to crossdress and say you were destined to marry zac efron and we would talk nothing but girl talk. god, what happened."

or if you have any type of blackmail on him say, "if you ever say that again i will go to all your little friends and tell them how you wet the bed"

Answer 2

How old is your brother? He wants attention next time he says anything in public just depants him and ask him what do you want me to come out the house looking like this?
or pull his underwear up high on his back and cause ascene! he will leave you alone. I have 5 brothers im the youngest and my brother that is right before me in age, he depants me at the movies cause i took his cologne he brought along w him and i was telling him that he has tons of zits on his neck and no girl is gonna wanna talk to him. i was a tomm boy and i had some nike shorts on but luckly i had my swim suit on underneath! man i miss being a kid.
i was so embarrased he got me good.
my brothers and i always played jokes on e ther to get e other back. ive had hot sauce put around my lips while i was sleeping. that burns. you can put makeup on him when he sleeping too he will finally get that your not playing. when you are over a friends house call him at home block the number and prank him!

Answer 3

that is the typical role of a younger brother. I have 2 of them and can imagine them using the same kind of humor.

when he jokes about you dressing like a tomboy "you used to dress like a tomboy" tell him "so did you" or "I had to change my style coz you were copying it" or "don't worry, you can have my hand-me-downs!".

stay calm and even if you want to beat the crap out of him showing emotion and anger means defeat and that 1)you are affected and 2)it is true. Even if 1 and 2 could be true at the same time be strong and play ms.icy. Make wisecracks and side comments when he is playing his attention getting game. Don't yell or get mad. He wins when you do this.

Answer 4

Before you say something that might hurt or embarrass your brother, stop to consider that maybe your brother doesn't realize that his statements bother you. You might want to tell him about it when the two of you are alone and ask him nicely not to do this.

If he ignores your request and does it again after you've talked to him, respond by saying "Yeah, you know, you never would have worn a pink thong a while ago" or "You USED to wear boys' underwear!" And then go plant ladies underwear in his dresser when no one's looking. Of course, if you go this route, it can backfire, so think long and hard about it.

Answer 5

Winding up younger siblings? You've come to the right place.

Deliberately misunderstand him, in a deadpan way. Act concerned. Ask him why he's so interested. "Do you want to borrow my clothes or something?", "Are you jealous?", "Are you a transvestite?", "It's OK you know, it's OK to be gay". That kind of thing.

It depends on your brother though. He could get embarassed, or you could end up with a half hour conversation about sex change operations. Either way it's a win.

Answer 6

Be Like Sorry You Don't Look Like Me...{His Name} I Know You So Wish You Had My Style And Even If You're Boy. You So Wish You Look Drop Dead Gorgeous Like Me. And Then Be Like MoM I Think {his Name} Is Trying To Say That He's Homosexual. Don't You Think. LoL...I Could Type More But I'm Rushing

Answer 7

Say......"mind your bloody business. What I wear or do is none of your d*mn business. I will do what i want to do and you have no say in it. Keep your bloody mouth shut, I don't like to hear your voice. Don't say anything negative to me. You may talk to me only if you have something good to say about me. You are just the baby of the family. I am your older sister and I do not need your useless input."

Say..."yes I am growing up to be a young lady, are you jealous?

Answer 8

You could say, "And you would never have been able to go this long without a diaper change. Congratulations on a new record." Or, "Well, I had to buy new clothes because you're wearing all my hand-me-downs." Or, "You used to dress like a boy, too."

Answer 9

have you ever watched a baseball game..?
You see some coach,, protest a call at the umpire ,, and they bang bodies and noses together Yakking at each other ????
WELL
As a family member (a bro),,, you being a girl ,,,, b itch in HIS face,,, Make sure you say,,, his nuts are in jeopardy,, if HE insults you ever again..
It's worth a try.
otherwise Knee...
tough love
NOW of course you haven't fallen into a cult like goth , queer. emo or muslim. IF so I'm with your brother.
You become the insult.

Answer 10

Tell him that's what our other little brother use to say until I killed him.

He might leave you alone for awhile but the key is you must say it in a very mean and evil way while staying claim.

Answer 11

Tel him 'If i wouldn't have dressed like that a while ago you should have never been born a while ago!

Or in reply to the tomboy thing 'At least i can change my clothes if i want but you can't change your face/ idioticocy/etc.