My preature said in Church that playin with yourself is the same as gettin your gay on. Does really ahve a problem with me slappin the salami? Is pullin my pud the same as sleepin with another guy? I am confused about this, can anyone help?
2007-10-13 09:03:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear Cosmic, it is clear you are possessed by the spirit of Liberace. Liberace, as many know, was a strident advocate of self-love. Many also know that Liberace was a fruity gay guy, which means YOU will turn into a fruity gay guy unless you can hook up with someone truly EVIL.
This will save your everlasting soul from the ghey, but probably rot you from the oputside. I'm sorry... life is not all easy answers.
2007-10-14 02:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by springvalleykid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you really mean to ask that question? Or you just wanted to write different expressions for masturbation, like slapping the salami? I think you are kinda sick and you get turned on by saying those things.
2007-10-13 16:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by thechristmasgoat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The God of your bible considers defiling yourself every bit as much of an abomination as the other thing you mentioned.
I believe the OT punishment for defiling yourself is for the tribe to stone you to death.
If you going to belong to that absurd religion know as Christianity, you should obey the rules and practice chastity, otherwise you are just another hypocrite who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk.
2007-10-13 16:15:07 · answer #3 · answered by kc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're really going to listen to the word of some clown who still wears his graduation gown on Sunday mornings?
2007-10-13 16:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by Sheriff of R&S 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is obvious by your spelling you haven't make it past the second grade so wait till you grow up then ask
2007-10-13 16:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by M-S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No! Whoever told you that really wanned to make you never masturbate in your entire life. That explanes the HUGE lie he told you
2007-10-13 16:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by larissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL. Most straight guys masturbate at some point or another.
2007-10-13 16:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it all depends on weather you call your hand
mrs hand and her 5 daughters... then u're straight.
or mr hand and his 5 sons. then u're gay.
2007-10-14 19:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by joe the man 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your preature is a dumbfu--
a dumbfunny person.
2007-10-13 16:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if you're watching gay porn at the time.
2007-10-13 16:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋