A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door.
“Is there a problem Officer?”
The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?”
The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”
“You don’t have one?”
The man responds, “I lost it four times for drink driving.”
The policeman is shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”
“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”
The policeman says, “Why not?”
“I stole this car.”
The officer says, “Stole it?”
The man says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”
At this point the officer is getting stressed. “You what!?”
“She’s in the boot if you want to see.”
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior officer says “Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!”
The man steps out of his vehicle. “Is there a problem Officer?”
The officer responds, “Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?”
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The officer says, “Is this your car sir?”
The man says “Yes,” and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned.
“One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.” The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. “Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”
The man replies, “I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!”
2007-10-13 06:54:42 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha nice one. Must try that if I get caught speeding!!
:-)))
2007-10-13 22:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 02:31:06 · answer #2 · answered by akimseu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha how stupid can you be to drive without anything to make you a legal friver, let alone own up to it to the police. Pmsl good one hun, thx for the laugh, keep em coming...star!
2007-10-13 07:21:17 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aahahah!! and yet, another great way to get out of a speeding ticket :D
You deserve a star :]
2007-10-13 11:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-13 07:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one. Starred
2007-10-13 07:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by DoLz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
Not the ending i expected
2007-10-13 07:18:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to read you jokes to get a laugh but I don't what to answer them because I have no idea what to say but great joke , thanks for the laugh and keep them coming!!! So I have to be honest with you about this!!! Ha ha ha thanks for the laugh!!! My friends like your jokes to there Jim!!!!
2007-10-13 14:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its an oldie but a goodie
2007-10-13 07:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this must be in the USA,as in the UK,we only get speed cameras to rob us of our hard earnt money,
this guys obviously a time waster and should be thrown in a cell for the night
2007-10-13 07:03:06 · answer #10 · answered by josephrob2003 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋