1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
6. Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul.
7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
9. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
11. At communion you go back for seconds.
12. You wash your toilet paper.
13. You have to save up to be poor.
14. You're in college.
15. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.
16. You owe yourself money.
17. You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.
18. Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
2007-10-13 05:28:52 · 24 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well my imaginary friend is a multi millionaire & he's got more money than your imaginary friend so there.
2007-10-13 06:46:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have hit the target as I scrounge the house for cigarette butts for re-cycling as depression hits rock bottom.
I save all the cork tops from my wine bottles to get a sniff the next day.
2007-10-14 02:34:07 · answer #2 · answered by Drop short and duck 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
19. You ask if Burger King has a lay-away plan for their dollar menu.
20. You go to the grocery store--not to shop--but to scan the floor for dropped pennies.
21. You save all your lint so you can make a sweater.
2007-10-13 12:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hey i'm worried i've got a cupboard full of Mc Donalds sauces, salt packets and sugar. i though i was just a cleptomaniac but no
i'm pooooooorrrrrr !
Brill question though love it * for u
2007-10-13 12:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Here's one: Your checks keep bouncing!
Oh another: You pose as a hotel guest to get a free continental breakfast.
2007-10-13 12:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by Gimmemore 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
so funny, Oops coffee shop sugar and free biscuits...shhhh
well there I was thinking I could save it for latter as I was'nt hungry at the time.
2007-10-13 12:53:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones
2007-10-13 13:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
no 7 sounds familiar
2007-10-13 12:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha, that is funny. Ugh, no 7 DOES sound kind of familiar.
2007-10-14 15:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about this?
"you always 'take a penny' instead of leave one?"
2007-10-13 12:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by Andy K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋