A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde,?"
"No darling, it's because your 25.
2007-10-13 05:18:18 · 25 answers · asked by KT 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha
I love it.
I'll have to share this one with everyone at work... hahahaha
2007-10-13 05:32:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny.I love blonde jokes.Especially the one who went to sniff the bottom of a pool.
2007-10-13 05:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by Rungie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it that each and every time you tell a shaggy dog tale, some a**hollow comes on and says something like "it became humorous the 1st time" or "the old ones are the appropriate"? - Sadoes! i think of you shaggy dog tale became great!
2016-10-20 07:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed the joke very much.Read it for second time in a week.
2007-10-13 05:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-10-13 05:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by lillygirl1980 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats too funny! i love blonde jokes
2007-10-13 05:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny im still laughing and my bro is looking at me like im crazy
2007-10-13 05:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by Gary 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny
2007-10-13 05:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg, thats freakin funny
2007-10-13 05:27:08 · answer #9 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww, that was sooo wrong (but funny as heck)!!! lol!!!
2007-10-13 05:52:00 · answer #10 · answered by Pnthr wmn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋