here's the oxymoron: Superior, Wisconsin
2007-10-13 04:30:42 · 10 answers · asked by Rachel K 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm from MN. haha
2007-10-13 04:35:18 · update #1
I'm a cheesehead, but that's still funny! Here's a few that we tell on our neighbor states--
What's the difference between a cheesehead and a d!ckhead? The Illinois state line.
Why do all the trees in Minnesota bend towards the south? Iowa sucks.
Why won't women from the University of Minnesota date men from the University of Wisconsin? Have you ever seen a gopher hole after a badger's done rootin' around in it?
What do you call ten thousand Michiganders at the bottom of Lake Michigan? A good start. (I used to tell that one with Minnesotans and the Mississippi River. Had to change it. Not funny anymore.)
The guy from Bemidji was parked with his girlfriend, making out. She was shy, and didn't want to come right out and ask for what she wanted, so he hinted, "Oh, Sven, kiss me down there where it smells!" So he started the car and drove her to Chicago.
and a bonus one, as long as I'm thinking of it--
A salesman based out of his company's home office in Chicago is called into the bosses' office. "We're reassigning you to the branch office in Green Bay." "Green Bay?" whines the salesman, "I don't want to go to Green Bay! All they have in Green Bay are football players and hookers!" "I'll have you know my wife is from Green Bay!" fumed the boss. "R-really? Uh, well, what position does she play?"
2007-10-13 21:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I loved it! Here are some of mine!
20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works
2007-10-13 13:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, let's attack the Dairy Price-Support State.
Are you from Illinois, Iowa, or Minnesota?
2007-10-13 11:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your Dad is a genius. Obviously.
Bruin fan (UCLA rocks!)
2007-10-13 11:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by smileymduke 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhmmm....whatever
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2007-10-13 12:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow...that was HILARIOUS...not. even if i didnt like wiconsin, thats still not even close to funny.
2007-10-13 11:48:47 · answer #6 · answered by allisaurious14 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol Very good.
2007-10-13 11:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-10-13 11:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehe .. .. I dont get it .. hehe
2007-10-13 11:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by DSV 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not that funny.
2007-10-13 11:32:59 · answer #10 · answered by Lauren 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋