If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
2007-10-13 04:16:48 · 22 answers · asked by SociallyAwkwardPenguin 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I posted this because I am bored
2007-10-13 04:21:10 · update #1
I posted this because I am bored and waiting for Football to start
2007-10-13 04:21:39 · update #2
What the heck That is only the bad bit there is a lot more of an upside
2007-10-13 04:26:06 · update #3
Actually I just saw this on the internet and posted it and that was the title
2007-10-13 04:37:20 · update #4
Quite good Angels but if you saw my update before this you would now that is not how I really fell I feel life is easy I just though it is a good laugh that is why it is posted in the joke section
2007-10-13 04:52:10 · update #5
If she works late
She's neglecting her wifely duties and children, even though she still has to make sure all those things are still done
If you work late
She should be understanding and patient, and learn to do the 'man things' around the house, because you're to tired
If she can't pick it up, she's weak
If you can't pick it up, get help
If you hit her she crys from the pain
If she hits you, you laugh at the effort
You drive monster trucks
She drives mini-vans
You make the sperm deposit
She carries the load for '9' months, then feeds, cleans, and literally gives the rest of her life for you and the child, while you have your poker nights.
She makes ends meet
While you meet with some other female
She gets custody of the kids
You get the priviledge of "helping" support them, and your freedom, to pursue new conquest, totally unencumbered, by child care concerns.
If she's good at her job , she's a ball breaker
If you're good at yours, 'you' are the wave of the future
You're right
It really isn't fair
2007-10-13 04:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by angels_angelsarehere 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is not a question...that is a true statement! Welcome to the world of men and women. Never the twain shall meet.
I know it sounds cynical, but after men have won the girl, maybe that's why the work late at the office or even prefer to go off to war. All people, regardless of sex, need to try harder to get along. Stop worrying about your own needs and make life more pleasant for other folks.
2007-10-13 04:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by TatersPop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have now realized all of the problems facing a man, and are now qualified for a life of subservience, or as they call it MARRIAGE.
2007-10-13 04:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by bgee2001ca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, Mr Know it all, what a name! Sorry you aren't feeling so great about being a man. You have my permission to go cry in your beer. I promise, I won't call you a wimp.
2007-10-13 04:35:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its tough being a guy if you love Chinagirl.
I will teach you the meaning of sweet pain and pleasure rolled into one sexy package.
Then you will cry for more.
2007-10-13 04:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it's sad that some women think that way. It must be tough, having to deal with that.
2007-10-13 04:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by Sam 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's much harder being a woman. Ever stop to think WHY there is a woman side to this? Do you know how hard we've worked to get that far? Huh?
2007-10-13 04:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by Jennifer S 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Umm, its not really a question, but I like the poem/whatever you want to call it.
2007-10-13 04:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by Ben R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can't hack it in this World with what you were given,become a Trannie or something.
2007-10-13 04:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by siaosi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, life isn't always fair.And, there are some things I will never understand.grin and bear it.
2007-10-13 04:20:08 · answer #10 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋