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The other day I was painting and I had a cup of water that I was using to wash my brush with. The paintbrush turned the water into colored water, and I wanted to know what it tasted like, so I tried some of it. It tasted like paint. Paint happens to be one of my favorite foods, so I drank the entire cup of water. I felt ok for a while, but then I started to feel pretty sick and I threw up.
Does the word of wisdom specifically say anything about paint water?

2007-10-12 18:41:01 · 10 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Typical of cats, always getting into trouble. If it's not eating hair and coughing up hairballs...it's eating paint, feces, or some other poison.

That's why I'm glad I'm a dog.

2007-10-12 18:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by CurlySue 6 · 1 0

The Word of Wisdom is briefly described as not intaking anything that can drift you away from allowing the spirit to enter your soul. If your'e smoking, you're on a physical high and therefore cannot hear the still SMALL voice. I have never drinken paint before...so I couldn't tell ya. lol but hopefully the definition helped.

2007-10-13 03:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by travsbest 3 · 1 0

Reminds me of an editorial cartoon I saw... it was about the You Tube political debates where people can ask candidates questions online.

The cartoon showed a geek at his computer in high heels, wearing a urine relief tube so that he did not have to go to the bathroom, a bunch of pet armadillos running around and a weiner dog in womens underwear, a book titled "How to cook a turd", and he was asking the candidates if they could please get him a glass a water and if they would get someone to feed his armadillos.

2007-10-13 01:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by Technoman 3 · 0 0

If you had avoided the other things it specifically mentioned, your would have the wisdom not to drink paint.

2007-10-13 13:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by Isolde 7 · 1 0

Please examine the Title, "The Word of Wisdom".
It imply for those who chooses with wisdom.

Apparently, many do not have "wisdom". I'm afraid drinking paint water show much poor judgement..

2007-10-13 02:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Wahnote 5 · 2 0

Nope, it doesn't. But I wonder if craving paint is a symptom of pica???? If you're serious (which I'm thinking you're not and you're just trying to poke fun) you should probably see a doctor and make sure you're not seriously iron deficient.

2007-10-13 01:51:23 · answer #6 · answered by gumby 7 · 1 0

Hilarious!

2007-10-13 01:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by thechristmasgoat 2 · 0 0

Drinking paint is bad for little kittens. Try sniffing it next time.

2007-10-13 01:46:55 · answer #8 · answered by going postal 7 · 1 0

I'm going to @$$/u/me that you are not a troll, and say this:

the Word of Wisdom:
Read it yourself.

http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/89

Drinking paintwater, I think that's a condition called pica. Google it.

2007-10-13 04:04:49 · answer #9 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 2 0

hm. Interesting theological query. I look forward to reading answers from Mormons. :)

2007-10-13 01:47:43 · answer #10 · answered by FourArrows 4 · 1 0

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