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2007-10-12 15:47:24 · 48 answers · asked by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is not a survival advantage to be a potato chip. First of all, you cannot pass on any genes, because your sex organs have been ripped off. Then suddenly, once you're out of the bag, you are easy prey for predators. Don't worry, that first bite won't hurt anymore than the bath you took in boiling canola oil...
All hail the humble potato chip, which willingly sacrifices itself for the good of mankind.
Now, about the evolution of beer and ice-cream---
2007-10-12 15:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They're getting there. Evolution is a slow process, they're still working on evolving into French Fries and Fried Potatoes.
2007-10-12 15:56:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A diamond evolves from coal.
Coal and oil evolved from fossils
A mammoth sure as hell looks like a elephant to me
Evolution is Gods way of cooking His creation
2007-10-12 15:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. the grotesque duckling replaced into continually a swan and replaced into no longer born as one creature then grew into yet another. this wouldnt be evidence for evolution besides because of the fact evolution occurs over thousands and thousands of generations and basically transformations particularly minor factors. so in actuality no the story has abolsutely no evidence of evolution what so ever even though it does has the moral that even nonetheless you're born a undeniable way and are diverse doesnt mean you have the quick end of the stick. x
2016-11-08 03:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by tameka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They haven't? I don't know where you live, but I seem to find chips more easily than potatoes. Does this mean the potatoes are slowly dying out? :-(
2007-10-12 15:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by Medicine Man To be 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because human make chips before it have a chance to evolve.
Otherwise, it will evolve into chips.
2007-10-12 15:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by Near of DN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution is a lie. As for potatoes, they have eyes and can see the peeler coming. Unfortunately,they have no legs and cannot jump clear of danger.
2007-10-12 15:59:57 · answer #7 · answered by JesusIsTheAnswer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because we live in a world where Al Gore wins the Nobel Peace Prize for playing the lead in a documentary....
2007-10-12 15:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jake B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you don't understand how evolution works. Take 5 years of Unviersity Biology classes like I have. During those 5 years think like a logical human being and then come report back here.
2007-10-12 15:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by Ben H 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If evolution is true, what did Dinosaurs evolve from...Then where did they come from?
And because evolution doesn't mean that things cook into crispy snacks!
-m♪tt
2007-10-12 15:50:02 · answer #10 · answered by Erunno 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋