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My wife is 31 years old and my girlfriend is 22.

2007-10-12 15:15:38 · 29 answers · asked by KhrisB 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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divorce with a fat alimony check for the wife, and a good dose of reality for the girlfriend

2007-10-12 15:19:14 · answer #1 · answered by patchoulii2 4 · 1 1

How old are you if your wife is 31 and your g/f 22? lol Get the wife something like a night out to dinner and some nice jewelry. For the g/f lingerie she'll love it and you'll get to see her in it lol. By the way you're a jerk if you really have a wife and a g/f!!! Oh and the wife will find out sooner or later so be prepared to loose her!!

2007-10-12 15:22:19 · answer #2 · answered by cute_chica 3 · 1 2

For the wife, I would suggest a t-shirt that says, "My husband got a girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and an STD."
For the GF, I'd send her to a dominatrix, for a good kick in the ***.
Ps- You don't deserve either, if you don't know what each one likes.

2007-10-12 15:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Tracey LA 3 · 1 1

You know, I'm not gonna dog you. To each is own. We don't know what you're experiencing with either. Evidently, you are not feeling complete @ home. So why put yourself through such drama? If kids are involved, all I can say is that we do not live our life for our kids, being in a miserable situation. So the best answer to your question is "Honesty," to both of them & you as well. God Bless You!

2007-10-12 15:23:58 · answer #4 · answered by Adrienne T 1 · 0 1

Ralph Lauren "Blue" Parfum.....and of course always Jewelry.....classics never die...We still like flowers and chocolates also.....Your mistress might need a kick in the tail along with you but she will probably like a gift certificate to mall or tanning spa...You need help.......Your a Bad Boy...and it's not Funny .....you know you reap what you s........Your not that Hot trust me.....Playa

2007-10-12 15:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by creamiehumper 2 · 0 1

A wife and a girlfriend huh?

2007-10-12 15:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by CUTIEQ84 2 · 0 1

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER A DIAMOND RING A DIAMOND NECKLACE A DIAMOND BRACELET DIAMOND EARRINGS YOU HAVE YOU HAVE FULL W/ 2 WOMEN ...........................................DUMP THE GF AND KEEP THE WIFE YOU TOOK VOWS W/ YOU GOT MARRIED I SEE YOU DON'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY GET THE GF NOTHING A KICK IN THE PANTS THE WIFE BEAUTIFUL BRACELET OR ANNIVERSARY RING YOU ARE BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...THIS IS WRONG IF YOUR WIFE FOUND OUT DIVORCE TIME AND YOU PAY HER BIG MONEY......................................YOU ARE A PLAYER AND IT WILL CATCH UP W/ YOU ONE DAY ............................................

2007-10-12 15:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by kitty 6 · 1 0

Bvlgari's Rose Essentielle...simply breathtaking.

31 and 22 are different playing fields...try an all-day spa gift card for wifey and maybe perfume for what's her face :)

2007-10-12 15:20:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

first of all why do you have a girlfriend if your married. get the wife a diamond necklace. girlfriend nothing

2007-10-12 15:20:06 · answer #9 · answered by tattoo junky 4 · 0 1

For the wife, an autographed photo of her favorite actor.
For the girlfriend, a bottle of wine and some lingerie.

2007-10-12 15:18:42 · answer #10 · answered by Crypt 6 · 1 3

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