divorce with a fat alimony check for the wife, and a good dose of reality for the girlfriend
2007-10-12 15:19:14
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answered by patchoulii2 4
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How old are you if your wife is 31 and your g/f 22? lol Get the wife something like a night out to dinner and some nice jewelry. For the g/f lingerie she'll love it and you'll get to see her in it lol. By the way you're a jerk if you really have a wife and a g/f!!! Oh and the wife will find out sooner or later so be prepared to loose her!!
2007-10-12 15:22:19
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answered by cute_chica 3
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For the wife, I would suggest a t-shirt that says, "My husband got a girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and an STD."
For the GF, I'd send her to a dominatrix, for a good kick in the ***.
Ps- You don't deserve either, if you don't know what each one likes.
2007-10-12 15:26:22
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answered by Tracey LA 3
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You know, I'm not gonna dog you. To each is own. We don't know what you're experiencing with either. Evidently, you are not feeling complete @ home. So why put yourself through such drama? If kids are involved, all I can say is that we do not live our life for our kids, being in a miserable situation. So the best answer to your question is "Honesty," to both of them & you as well. God Bless You!
2007-10-12 15:23:58
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answered by Adrienne T 1
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Ralph Lauren "Blue" Parfum.....and of course always Jewelry.....classics never die...We still like flowers and chocolates also.....Your mistress might need a kick in the tail along with you but she will probably like a gift certificate to mall or tanning spa...You need help.......Your a Bad Boy...and it's not Funny .....you know you reap what you s........Your not that Hot trust me.....Playa
2007-10-12 15:20:10
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answered by creamiehumper 2
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A wife and a girlfriend huh?
2007-10-12 15:22:24
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answered by CUTIEQ84 2
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DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER A DIAMOND RING A DIAMOND NECKLACE A DIAMOND BRACELET DIAMOND EARRINGS YOU HAVE YOU HAVE FULL W/ 2 WOMEN ...........................................DUMP THE GF AND KEEP THE WIFE YOU TOOK VOWS W/ YOU GOT MARRIED I SEE YOU DON'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY GET THE GF NOTHING A KICK IN THE PANTS THE WIFE BEAUTIFUL BRACELET OR ANNIVERSARY RING YOU ARE BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...THIS IS WRONG IF YOUR WIFE FOUND OUT DIVORCE TIME AND YOU PAY HER BIG MONEY......................................YOU ARE A PLAYER AND IT WILL CATCH UP W/ YOU ONE DAY ............................................
2007-10-12 15:20:52
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answered by kitty 6
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Bvlgari's Rose Essentielle...simply breathtaking.
31 and 22 are different playing fields...try an all-day spa gift card for wifey and maybe perfume for what's her face :)
2007-10-12 15:20:34
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answered by Anonymous
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first of all why do you have a girlfriend if your married. get the wife a diamond necklace. girlfriend nothing
2007-10-12 15:20:06
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answered by tattoo junky 4
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For the wife, an autographed photo of her favorite actor.
For the girlfriend, a bottle of wine and some lingerie.
2007-10-12 15:18:42
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answered by Crypt 6
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