(finish the sentence)
2007-10-12 14:55:01 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah..... 3rd graders... BUT WHO CARES?
2007-10-12 14:58:28 · update #1
funny, when she told a joke, we all laughed.
2007-10-12 14:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits out butter!
your momma's so fat, that when she sat on a quarter, george washington cried
Your momma's so fat, that when she went in the ocean, a blue whale came up and started singing "We are family, Even though your fatter than me!"
Your momma's so fat, that when the weather man says it's gonna be chilly outside, she went outside with a spoon!
your momma`s so fat, that when she goes into an airport, she uses her fat as her suitcase
Your momma's so old, her birth certificate says "Expired"
Your momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
Your momma's so old, she waited tables at the "Last Supper"
when your momma was born, the doctor slapped her parents
your momma's so dumb, she failed a survey
your momma's so ugly, that when she goes in a strip joint, they pay her to keep her clothes on
your momma's so ugly, she uses a line of make-up called "Why Bother?"
your momma;s so fat, that when she wears a yellow dress and walks down the street, kids think that they missed the bus
2007-10-12 16:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by Shayde Dracul 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
young and pretty
just needed a daughter
to be so witty
as to take her to this pass
with lots of other questions
that you could aaaask!
addition for the fattists on here : -
More is the pity that jokes are flat
when people make jokes about being fat
pity they show no decency or taste
what a shame what a b...dy waste.
2007-10-12 15:08:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugly, she scares the flies off the dog crap
fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters
old, when she was in school there were no history books
your momma's like a buffet, its $3.00 and all you can eat
2007-10-12 17:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by gscls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid, she bought a spoon to the super bowl! one of my favorite momma jokes. For more type crazy jokes or aha jokes in the search bar then go to momma jokes.
2007-10-12 15:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by Fields Boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid that i dont know how she got to use the phone, called disney world and asked them how long it might take to get there when you live in New york so they say 1 sec.your mom says ok hangs up and leaves.
2007-10-12 15:29:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. See? That's better than insulting ones.
2007-10-12 16:10:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every body says fat for these sort of questions.
Your momma's so caring. isn't that better
2007-10-12 15:18:48 · answer #8 · answered by dingo1817 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, she don't need butter for her bread.
2007-10-12 15:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by That Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(your momma's so fat) that Atlas got crush by her weight.
_______________________________________________
{ JUST FOR LAUGHS}
(your momma's so damn stupid) that her brain self-destruct
itself.
(your mamma is so ugly) when she went pass the wardrobe
and into Chronicle of Narnia. she saw a sign said
! !
! NO UGLY PEOPLE ! LoL want more than
! may cause Asland having sirius ! tell me. _______heartattack__________ !
2007-10-15 10:12:44 · answer #10 · answered by Denny-Levesque 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so...
not into these lame your momma jokes.
Lol...
2007-10-12 16:39:37 · answer #11 · answered by Pidge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋