I got a hilarious one today! This fundie thinks the holocaust was a direct result of the theory of evolution
"The difference between gravity and evolution is that even if you can't 'prove' the theory of gravity, you can jump out of a window and injure yourself. It is tried and tested.
The theory of evolution is also tried and tested. Adolf Hitler engineered a project in evolution and millions of people were killed and murdered as a result of his experiment.
Just as testing gravity causes injury. Testing the theory of evolution causes an injury to the hearts of men. Gravity is as anchored in science as evolution is anchored in sin and the wishful thinking of sinful murderous men.
So in reality we are not the ones who are impressionable. It is those who hate who are the puppets. Not Christians. Satan hates mankind. Evolution hates mankind also. See the connection?
While you and others like yourself await a verdict on evolution and other erroneous unscientific concoctions. Christians have moved on with their lives. We rest assured that ones and zeros in computer science are instruction blocks just as DNA illustrates the instruction blocks of our Father's creativity."
I also had one fundie call evolution "Satan's original lie."
ahh here it is- I had to go through my questions to find it. This is too funny!!!
"There is absolutely no scientific evidence to support the hypothesis of evolution. Operational science supports special creation, not evolution. The hypothesis of evolution contradicts known scientific laws.
It may not be the scientists who began this lie but most of them continue to expound it. There are numerous scientists who believe special creation.
There is indeed a conspiracy against Christianity, God and the Bible. It's a conspiracy led by Satan and his demons and founded on Satan's original lie -evolution"
2007-10-12 14:19:30
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answer #1
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answered by lindsey p 5
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Any question proclaiming the bible as truth is ignorant and to be fair any really stupid question making fun of Christianity or Islam is also very ignorant, something really off the wall.
2007-10-12 21:19:18
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answered by Pathofreason.com 5
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zeusifer. one really pissed off individual.
He wrote:
Sex sex sex....f**k all the....?
F**k all the goody two shoes "christians" out there that condemn any one that asks a question about sex, saying its god punishing you for not waiting untill your married. ive banged plenty of christian women, and they all loved it. sex is a natural thing, not everyone is a religious zealot. so dont cram your beliefs down my throat, and i wont tell you there is no god. and just give people real answers to their questions and quit trying to make it all about god all the damn time.
2007-10-12 21:27:16
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answered by brown eyed girl 2
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Question about what you will do in heaven and a few people answered fly around visit loved ones, etc... but several people said they will be bowed in eternal worship of Him for saving them.... sounds like fun, eh????
2007-10-12 21:21:44
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answered by Anonymous
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One that proposed that 'everybody knows' that evolution is a filthy trick by Satan.
Such people, I suspect, float vertically in water.
CD
2007-10-12 21:26:26
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answer #5
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answered by Super Atheist 7
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Those posted by Greg T
2007-10-12 21:18:09
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answered by Imagine No Religion 6
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Too numerous to remember.
2007-10-12 21:19:19
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answered by punch 7
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those posted by ignorent fundies/bigots
2007-10-12 22:17:48
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answer #8
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answered by JFK fan--(Hug Brigade) 4
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This one.
2007-10-12 21:22:04
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answered by ideogenetic 7
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this question is pretty sad
2007-10-12 21:24:08
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answered by Rev.Michelle 6
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