There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They were stuck on a deserted island, but there was mainland not too far away. The brunette decided that she really wanted to go home so she swam three quarters of the way and drowned. The redhead decided that she had wanted to go home badly so she swam one quarter of the way and drowned. The blonde decided that she wanted to go home so she swam half the way. She got tired then so she swam back to the island.
2007-10-12 13:45:41 · 6 answers · asked by Iden E 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny Here is another blonde joke for ya...
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.
The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.
The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.
The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to a blonde lady.
The other two said, so what? The third salesman added, along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold her one hundred pounds of bird seeds!!!!!
2007-10-14 02:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by russbillen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though Mizz something is technically right, the joke is funny.
2007-10-12 20:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by basmusiq 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the blonde was pretty smart. At least she didn't drown.
She wouldn't have known that it was halfway, but she knew where the island was and how far away it was, so it would make sense to swim back to the island.
Had to comment on that... Hope someone reads it. =D
2007-10-12 20:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
thanx i needed that it was so funny.....
2007-10-12 23:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by Smallville loves GossipGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was cute
2007-10-12 22:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♥frisco♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
(i'm so tired)
2007-10-12 20:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by John C. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋