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And that's why you can't have anything metal *cough cough - iron* anywhere near an MRI machine?

2007-10-12 13:05:46 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

C'mon, people - chariots of iron? Don't you *read* your Bibles???

2007-10-12 13:11:39 · update #1

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2007-10-12 13:17:33 · update #2

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Lol! Hi, babe!

2007-10-12 13:19:41 · update #3

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2007-10-12 13:26:46 · update #4

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2007-10-13 08:34:16 · update #5

34 answers

I try to get my recommended daily allowance of iron...is that how I became an atheist?

2007-10-12 13:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 6 1

God cannot have any association with sin.

He will not reside in a vessel unless that vessel has been made clean, has been made Holy.

A man must be born again before the Holy Spirit of God can live in him.

By believing, the man's sins are washed away by the high priest of God, Christ Jesus. The heart of the man is sactified, made Holy through the blood of God's Son.

Then can the Spirit of the Father come inside the man.

2007-10-12 13:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by heiscomingintheclouds 5 · 2 0

God lives within us all as the higher self that comes into incarnation to work out its destiny as a divine being and will continue to do so until one has done this and has become a Master of Wisdom.

2007-10-12 13:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by mike hughes 52 5 · 1 0

God's Holy Spirit is in every born again Christian. Unless you are a born again Christian you can't even began to understand this concept..This is something that you can not perceive with your mind, only with your heart by way of the Holy Spirit....

2007-10-12 13:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I prostrate my most unworthy self at your dinosaur claws and beg for some dinosaur slobber from on high!

Well, of course I can only speak for myself, but I happen to KNOW for a fact that God is inside me. Right after I read your question, I swallowed a penny that said "In God We Trust" on it.

Anything for my zilla girl. I should mention that I tried to swallow a half dollar just to show that I was TRULY worthy, but I puked it up.

((((((((((((((((((huggggggggggies)))))))))))))))

So you are back?! Hooray! I can't annoy and confuse these people all on my own forever!

Lady Morgana, a most happy Witch )0(

2007-10-12 13:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2 1

Because he'll pop out of your midsection like a baby alien. And grow up to be Godzilla.
And in the sequel, we'll get the son of Godzilla. And the inevitable trilogy, Holy Ghostzilla.

2007-10-12 13:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by damlovash 6 · 2 2

God's a metal man. Makes sense.

2007-10-12 13:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I wish I understood your question. I don't get the connection of "iron" with God.

2007-10-12 13:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by Bluebeard 1 · 3 0

OH...

You're saying God is a robot made of iron? Nanobots?

I don't get it.

**No I don't read my bible much. Chariots of iron? Now god is a vehicle? Does Jesus drive around in him? Sorry dude, you've totally lost me.

2007-10-12 13:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by Leviathan 6 · 4 2

That reference went right over my head.

2007-10-13 03:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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