A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
out looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in
four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that
we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are
way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her
to Washington where she will become President, and then half the
country will be out looking for work."
2007-10-12 13:00:00 · 7 answers · asked by Tink 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
****Taylor, you should REALLY learn how to spell! LOL****
2007-10-14 07:27:29 · update #1
Hmmm...Where did Taylor go? I received an email with his/her response and I posted a reply, now I don't see them...Must have scared him/her off...lol.
2007-10-14 07:32:29 · update #2
Rick, I have another one, but I need to clean it up, first. I don't approve of cursing, so I need to change a few words, then I'll post it. It's another Hillary joke...lol.
2007-10-14 07:34:37 · update #3
Love It!!!!!!
Send us some more!!!
2007-10-12 13:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 20:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amen, sister.
2007-10-12 20:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by robert k 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but you forgot part about replacing ball less wonder.
2007-10-12 20:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha
2007-10-12 20:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by Kira 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mine is funnier! http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Ann+coulter%21%21%21%21%3F&t=1000
2007-10-12 20:03:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Geez, I hope that doesn't happen.
2007-10-12 20:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by Princess of the Realm 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋