The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor
that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to
accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this
is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will
feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered
as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I
never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple
of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
2007-10-12 12:47:07 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO ! ROFL ! that is funny, lol.
2007-10-12 13:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by nikkiebushnell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-14 17:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by BluhBluh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldve sworn is was the Klu Klux Klan, but whatever, nice : ) do you make all these jokes by yourself??
2007-10-19 11:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.....? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 19:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good joke!
Thanks for sharing.
Have a fun weekend!!
DE
2007-10-18 22:38:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-10-12 19:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋