A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
Surprise.." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron
pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her
husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it
and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before
it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what
is happening, and demands an explanation."Please sir," says the waiter, "what
did you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
You're going to love this..................
You're going to hate yourself for loving this
!"Ah! So sorry," says the waiter, "I've brought you Peeking Duck!"
2007-10-12 12:31:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a foul joke, you goose!
2007-10-12 12:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by dick 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 20:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your sushi humor gets star.
2007-10-12 19:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was terrible but soooooooooooooooo funny!!!
a star for you!
2007-10-12 19:37:23 · answer #4 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like something that happened to me one time...
2007-10-12 21:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sorry i over exaggerated
2007-10-12 19:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha that's a great joke!
2007-10-12 20:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-12 19:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.Too good.Thanx for the laugh.
2007-10-12 19:41:01 · answer #9 · answered by tyse13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whamp, whamp, whamp....That's cheesy
2007-10-12 19:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by robert k 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋