I can't find a girl who can,well, well i can't find a girl ,wot can you do when you look like ken dodd. I would be up for taking a used one off some ones hands if there's one out there going spare and that goes for a doll as well.
2007-10-12 12:25:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OMG! I watched a programme about sad little men who had these real life freaky dolls in their homes and bed and how this guy would mend them because men had gone to bed with them and done some sick things with them.
All this just because they haven't got the vocab to go up to a women and say 'Can I buy you a drink' or maybe because they plain ugly with small cocks.
Who knows?!
Have fun with your doll, you sicko!
Lx
2007-10-12 12:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by SunshineApple 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's what I'm thinking of they were made out of wood. so try doing a search on wooden indians. I could be wrong but I believe that some of them were used as displays for cigars so you might want to check into that as well.
2016-05-22 03:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry that you are so afraid of women; if your unsure about what to say would it not be better to hire an escort of put an ad in the lonely hearts - I've seen that programme with the men and their dolls and they are so lost do you really want to be going down that road
2007-10-12 13:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by Sugar S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I tried the inflatible life size blow up Antonio Banderas doll, it was good although Wendy still won the prize for the best costume.lol
2007-10-12 12:31:09 · answer #4 · answered by Mitch Connor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Charlie Sheen chopped the hand off of his in anger & then drove around one night looking for a dumpster to throw it in....go look in Hollywood dumpsters for one - but since Charlie used it you'll need to disinfect it.
2007-10-12 12:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by mkt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think you will find one on ebay well a used one --- from what i have seen and read they are very lifelike --- the french even made a movie about a guy who left his wife and set up house with one --- do a net search and get a loan --- you wont be spending money on dates so why not??? (joke joke) ---- enjoy
2007-10-12 12:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by trader1867 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try pablo, i'm told that you pick them up by the ears and shake them violently afterwards to empty them out! same as the real thing.
2007-10-12 13:20:44 · answer #7 · answered by Mick W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear. Get yourself a job as a doddy look alike and the girls will be swooning over you. Just mention all that unpaid tax waiting to be spent.......
2007-10-12 12:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ken Dodd is a babe.
2007-10-12 12:35:47 · answer #9 · answered by babscabs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know... this is really not a good question.
more than 50% of the net is porn sites. I'm sure you can find something that you enjoy.
2007-10-12 12:29:33 · answer #10 · answered by Jordan B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋