Michael gets a job working on a round-the-world cruise liner. At every port he sends his granny a beach photograph of himself, but one of the destinations was a nudist beach. He decides to have his picture taken anyway and cuts it in half. Two days later he is horrified when he realises he's sent his gran the wrong half of the photo, so he gets on the phone to try and explain what's happened.
"Gran, did you get my last photograph?" he asks.
"Yes, dear," she says....but I think you should change your hairstyle - this one makes your nose look really big."
2007-10-12 12:17:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO I wonder what happens when he gets a cold, shrivel/sneeze
2007-10-14 16:07:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Low class, poor sportsmanship, criminal behavior at the very least. Deisel fuel, there's a good idea, endanger the man and his family, forget about the $2000 in damage-did these guys have a clue what could happen if the fire got out of control. McNabb was a good sport, which these guys thought gave them the go ahead to continue to harrass the man. Idiots. Fans don't taint their teams like that, I'm sure they made the Cardinals very proud. 28 and 37 years old...
2016-04-08 05:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol me Granny will have my hide,thanks for the laugh tho.
2007-10-12 13:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job his granny was short-sighted fidgety or else she could have had a heart attack.I hope she remembered he had curly hair !
2007-10-15 23:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must have been a long time since granny saw one. lmfao!!
funny, star!!
2007-10-12 21:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahahaaaa, brilliant honey, loved that one.
2007-10-12 12:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious as usual FF...at least his name wasn't Crackerjack!!
Keep them coming.LOL.
2007-10-13 12:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, sounds like my dear old gran.........
2007-10-13 07:28:45 · answer #8 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! nothing wrong with her eyes then.
2007-10-12 12:24:29 · answer #9 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha awesome! thx for the laugh, keep them coming....star!
2007-10-12 16:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋