I'm trying to play a joke on one of my teachers, but I need to see a sample match.com profile... But, I can't view actual match.com profiles without registering, and I can't do that...
2007-10-12 12:05:38 · 10 answers · asked by Patrick 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I can't register because Im sixteen and my mom would kill me.
2007-10-12 12:10:27 · update #1
Okay heres the joke: My teacher is single, mainly cause she has a huge ego. She made some joke about a handsome british man (who she later said didn't exist) and I said that I'd find him for her, and someone else said Google him! Then yet someone else yells out Match.com! And she said that if we made her a match.com profile she would never forgive us. So I'm gonna make a fake match.com profile and show it to her (im gonna print it out) but first I gotta see a sample profile.
2007-10-12 12:14:34 · update #2
Me and My Ideal Match
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Im not your typical 60 year old widow and I don't act like it (and most people say I don't look it either). I like a lot of things that are considered guy things...like action movies, NFL football, NASCAR races and rodeo. Love animals and dancing. Favorite color is purple and dessert is New York cheesecake with raspberry sauce. Don't much care for alcohol but love Black Cherry Vanilla Coke. Have rather extensive family tree including sheriffs and outlaws and indians and Willie Nelson is my 8th cousin. We all know there is no such thing as a perfect person (male or female) so an average, ordinary man is fine with me. Im not what most men consider good looking, but to know me is to love me, as they say.
Just looking for an ordinary, active man who doesnt want to sit around and watch the world go by and it would be nice if he likes to dance. Looks are not real important, but clean is good. If you don't look like Toby Keith (he's the sexiest man in the world), don't worry, you still have a chance. I have a soft spot (probably in my head) for cowboys and truckers.
Appearance
About Me [ edit ]My Ideal Man [ edit ]Age 61 years old 55 to 67
Ethnicity Caucasian (white) Caucasian (white)
Height 5' 5" Any
Body Type Slim Any
Eye Color Blue Any
Hair Color Auburn Any
Lifestyle
About Me [ edit ]My Ideal Man [ edit ]Smoking Doesn't smoke Any
Alcohol Drinks socially Any
Education Some College Any
Employment Status Full-time Any
Occupation Clerical / Administrative Any
Income Level $25,000 to $34,999 Any
Home Life
About Me [ edit ]My Ideal Man [ edit ]Location Porterville, California Within 50 miles of Porterville, California
Marital Status Widowed Any
Living Situation Alone Any
Has Kids Yes - but not at home Any
Wants (more) Kids No Any
Religion Christian Any
Attends Services Rarely Any
Languages Spoken English English
Personality
About Me [ edit ]My Ideal Man [ edit ]Interests Arts, Dancing, Dining, Family, Movies, Listening to Music, Outdoor Activities, Reading, Watching Sports, Gardening, Crafts Any
Astrological Sign Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 21) Any
Political Views Middle of the road Any
Sense of Humor Dry / Sarcastic Any
Social Setting Shy at first, but warm up quickly Any
TV Watching Habits Sitcoms, Movies Any
Personality Type Idealist Any
Love Style Romantic Any
2007-10-12 12:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by Frosty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Google image searched and a bunch of Match.com profiles came up:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Match.com+profile&gbv=2
Is the direct link, I'm not sure if it will work for you or not though. If you click Google Image then put "Match.com profile" as the search term, you will get the same results if the link doesn't work.
2007-10-12 12:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did it when he was a small-change governor and Presidential candidate. What's funny is he's Level 1! I would expect someone at least Level 3 or 4 to run this country!
2016-04-08 05:55:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well why dont u just make a fake profile with a new email address
2007-10-12 12:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by sOsO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try looking on google images:
http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=match.com+profile&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
2007-10-12 12:09:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how is that a joke? A joke on ur teacher, now? It's not very nice.
2007-10-12 12:09:25 · answer #6 · answered by samantha wilson 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why can't you register? It's free, and then you can just cancel it.
2007-10-12 12:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by Adult Toy Parties By Emily 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im sure the only way is to sign up for it. sorry.
2007-10-12 12:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by Aaron 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its too exspensive id try that other one
2007-10-12 12:11:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
then you can't i you don't register duh! omg!
2007-10-12 12:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by CoutureAddict. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋