The Wedding Test
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It
was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we
are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car........
2007-10-12 11:55:02 · 7 answers · asked by Sincerely Yours 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! I never expected that!LOL!
2007-10-12 11:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had hear this one before, but is very good. LOL
2007-10-12 12:01:26 · answer #2 · answered by mtzbarba 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this many times before but still this is really funny, a star for you!
2007-10-12 17:43:37 · answer #3 · answered by Marge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before, but it is still good advice.
2007-10-12 11:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i get it he was going to get the condoms in the car..ha good one
2007-10-12 12:41:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol
2007-10-12 15:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by LuV2__Luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-12 16:23:48 · answer #7 · answered by tm41170 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋