what would be a funny thing i could do just to mess with them. I am already going to wear a micheal myers mask and a jump suit when i answer the door. I am going to try and video tape it. I have nothing against them but i have a no soliciting sign on my door so they shouldnt be coming to the door anyways (and yes selling religion does count as soliciting) Does anyone have any novel, funny ideas i could do.
I just want to mess with them, so if you are going to give an answer saying its wrong or something like that dont bother anwering cause the comment will fall on deaf ears
2007-10-12 11:54:26 · 24 answers · asked by Fish&Rice 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
the benefit from messin with them is joy, duh
2007-10-12 12:38:04 · update #1
whats wrong with having fun, they are coming to my door on my property(parents) and if they cant hadle somebody joking around with them they need to pull thier head out of thier butts. I know they are coming to the door cause one of my friends is a JW and told me that they are all coming out tom.
2007-10-12 12:43:11 · update #2
lol spray them with a hose that one is pretty funny.
2007-10-12 12:47:01 · update #3
stand on the roof and spray them with a water hose
2007-10-12 12:01:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
At times, a question such as this will elicit dozens and dozens of elaborate schemes to spare a householder an unwanted conversation with Jehovah's Witness door-to-door ministers.
All such schemes are a complete and utter waste of time!
Many of your neighbors have figured it out, and it's really quite simple:
1. Open the door
2. Smile (optional)
3. Ask "Jehovah's Witness?"
4. Receive affirmation
5. Say, "Thank you, but I'm not interested"
6. Gently close the door (slamming is rude, but your prerogative)
Please recognize that Jehovah's Witnesses are not primarily interested in converts, but in working to obey Jesus' command to preach (Matt 24:14; Matt 28:19,20).
Learn more:
http://watchtower.co.uk/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2007-10-12 17:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is juvie behavior. Grow up! If this is the way you get your jollies then you must have a really boring life...Get out of the house and don't be there, when they come by....that will show them.....I'm just curious how you know they are coming at at a certain time. I never know that. They just show up...you would almost have to invite them to know that...and remember they are some ones Mother, Sister, .....I wonder why you never see a man JW?
Hm;mmm....if you do talk to them...would you ask them
that? Oh, okay,,,I'm sorry I called you a Juvie,,,you might really be a kid for all I know....
2007-10-12 12:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I've ever heard someone brag that they like having "deaf ears". Imagine if your younger brother or sister said you shouldn't try teaching them anything because they have a "dead brain". Boy, wouldn't that sound smart?
If I ever bump into you, near term or 20 years from now, I'm gonna "mess with you". It sounds like such fun.
By the way, how do you intend to explain to St. Peter (or God, himself) why you abused or made fun of some of his most devout worshippers? You gonna say, Hey, lighten up, God? If they can't take a joke, piss on em.
You could, I guess, gamble that there's no God. Sure makes sense to me: gamble that you're right.
2007-10-12 12:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by jesteele1948 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
How do you know they're coming to your home tomorrow? Did you ask them to? If so, it's kinda silly to use the "No Soliciting" excuse when you were the one who invited them to come. Either way, it's pretty sad that you would do that. How old are you? Why not have a reasonable and rational discussion with them and show them that your parents raised you right?
2007-10-12 11:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by srprimeaux 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
You say u have a friend that is a Witness,
and that's how you know
that some Witnesses are coming to your house.
This is how you treat your friends' ?, friends?
An even funnier thought is if you scared a Witness
so much so, that you get Hit w/ a service bag.
Now, that! Is funny!!!
Think about it.....God's written word...up side your head!!
2007-10-13 06:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How much are they charging for speaking to you? It's just I haven't known them to take money for their literature for many years.
You would find it funny if they sprayed you with a hose?
2007-10-12 12:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by Iron Serpent 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My wife answered the door with our 6'10" snake draped around her shoulders. The JWs have not been back to our house. You could also hang flags out. They supposedly do not like the flag. I have a sign of two people with a bible in their hands and a diagonal slash through the middle of it hanging on my door. It means no religious soliciting.
2007-10-12 11:58:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
If you obey Lord Jesus' commandments in Matthew 22:37-40, then do it according to what is proper but not to mess up with them.
I remember the advice by our professor in my Bible course how to deal with people coming to your house whose doctrine are not from God's Holy Words or not of the doctrine of the Gospel of Lord Jesus, His birth, His death, His burial and resurrection.
Is that : not to let them enter into your house, but you can received them with graceful words outside and asks them if you could pray together first before they start telling you what they wanted to tell you. Pray with the power of God the Holy Spirit, by meditating first silently upon God, then start your prayer if the agree.( sample prayer given by our professor: Holy Father God in heaven, thank you in bringing my visitor (s) to my door that we can talk about Your Holiness. That we can share our beliefs with one another giving You all the glory, for all the glory belongs to You, to You alone and that salvation belongs to You. We pray that You guide us and direct us to the truth nothing but the truth, and all we pray in Lord Jesus precious and Holy Name. Amen.)
If they don't, then just tell them you have your own faith (this i am assuming you're a Born Again Christian).
And make sure, 2Jn 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
2Jn 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him Godspeed:
2Jn 1:11 For he that biddeth him Godspeed is partaker of his evil deeds.
2007-10-12 12:16:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ephesians 2:8 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
while I dont condone the act of which you seem convinced to do... Try answering with some sort of satanic chanting in the background.... i know you can find Anton Levey's black mass on tape and CD and i believe Alister Crowley had several recordings.... though what you are doing is wrong lol
2007-10-12 12:11:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I am wiccan so I usually tell them I will listen to them talk about their religion but first they have give me the respect of listening to me talk about mine. I mean after all they are asking to come into my house. And take up my time.
They usually are not up to listening about my religion and only interested in talking about theirs.
So I tell them no thank you and close the door.
Blessings,
Aviana
2007-10-12 12:17:53 · answer #11 · answered by aviana_snowwolfe 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋