Two foreigners just arrived in America 15 minutes ago. On their way to the exit of the airport they spot four teenagers eating hot dogs. "We should try some of that food the're eating, said one of the foreigners." "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." The other foreigner replies, "Rome?" "I thought we boarded the plane for America?"
2007-10-12 11:51:15 · 24 answers · asked by The Zunester 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked your joke. Keep them coming. You may develop a true calling for a sense of humor is one of life's greatest assets.
2007-10-12 11:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by bobannsue 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol its alright. here is one I have constructed. Ok so there is the engineer. He dies and goes to heaven. God cheks his name on the list and it doesnt appear so god says "i guess you just didnt make it in." So the engineer goes to hell. So he gets to hell and the devil says, what do you do. The engineer replies, "I am an engineer. So the devil says. "oh can you fix my air conditioning, it is driving me crazy, So he says ok. He fixes everything that is broken air conditioning, cars, all that good stuff. So God calls the devil one day and says, "wasup how is everything down there?" The devil says, "its great we have air conditioning new cars the works, because we now have an engineer. So god says "No fair! Let me have him." The devil says no. God gets mad and says "I am going to sue you!" And the devil replies "where are you going to get the lawyers from?"
(If you dont understand all the lawyers go to hell. That is just a stereotype, I dont know why people say that.
2007-10-12 11:58:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 12:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Har de har har. I give it a 7 out of 10.
2007-10-12 11:57:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this could be a "pop" classic (from my ol' guy back interior the day) : "Ow! Ow! rapid, pull my thumb rapid!" (harmless bystander enables out, pulls the trickster's thumb) BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART. the gang breaks up because of the fact the gas leaks. x D
2016-12-29 06:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He got on the wrong plane...not that funny. your on the right track though.
2007-10-12 11:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one man are you gonna try stand up, because if so i know you'll do good
2007-10-12 11:56:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well with that joke I myself would not give up my day job
2007-10-12 11:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one dude
rd r r r
Cheers
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2007-10-12 11:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice try....keep doing it
2007-10-12 11:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by mtzbarba 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋