Christians, are you appalled by the lies of these deceived men? They clearly want to destory Christianity with their lies, the devil wants you to believe them so he can drag you to hell with all who believe in this evil theory.
We need to write to our congressmen and demand that they put God back in the classroom by teaching that gravity does not exist and that we are kept on the earth by the weight of our sins. They are perverting the minds of young impressionable Christians by teaching the unproven theory of gravity. Who will help me stop this abomination?
2007-10-12 11:26:48 · 22 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not only that! There's all this "Heat cannot of itself pass from one body to a hotter body" conspiracy, too.
2007-10-12 11:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
It is proven. Did Neil Armstrong have less sin on the moon? Why is there more gravity on larger planets with no life? Do animals sin? How do they stay on the ground? Do babies sin? How do they? Where is this in the Bible?
God can not be proven. I believe, as do many others. But how do I prove it? How do I tell other people what I've experienced? Freedom of religion is a basic thing that I think God agrees with. He wants us to beleive by choice, and not by being forced and threatened to.
2007-10-12 18:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by sonofEatonWrite 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It amazes me that so many people can't see a parody for what it is.
Hint: Change "gravity" for evolution". Now does the joke make sense?
Hint 2: The writer is using the exact same nonsense Creationists use when they rant on about how evolution is some kind of massive fraud or delusion.
2007-10-12 18:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by Scott M 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
yeah I am. I'm also tricked to think that there is no such thing as a demon processing a persons body when they act insane. That its a mental condition. I was also tricked by my school to believe that the universal started by the big bang.I think I need to pt some holy water on my face before I start to be tricked by the evil man that its best to let people believe what they want
2007-10-12 18:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by wee suzie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, because before I believed in gravity, I could fly.
2007-10-12 18:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by Blue girl in a red state 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Exactly! As has been proven, if someone jumps off a tall building they simply float to the ground.
2007-10-12 18:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by Iron Serpent 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*THEORY* of gravity??? Which one? I have about 5 of them in My Documents.
Or are you referring to the LAW of gravity?
2007-10-12 18:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No way, Intelligent Falling is the only thing that keeps my feet on the ground.
2007-10-12 18:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay I want you to go find your little pills and take them right now..
Then call your doctor and tell him you forgot to take your happy pills so he can send over the men in white coats to take you back your little white room.
Gravity has been proven...and you need your meds.
Aviana
2007-10-12 18:31:37 · answer #9 · answered by aviana_snowwolfe 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The difference between gravity and evolution is that even if you can't 'prove' the theory of gravity, you can jump out of a window and injure yourself. It is tried and tested.
The theory of evolution is also tried and tested. Adolf Hitler engineered a project in evolution and millions of people were killed and murdered as a result of his experiment.
Just as testing gravity causes injury. Testing the theory of evolution causes an injury to the hearts of men. Gravity is as anchored in science as evolution is anchored in sin and the wishful thinking of sinful murderous men.
So in reality we are not the ones who are impressionable. It is those who hate who are the puppets. Not Christians. Satan hates mankind. Evolution hates mankind also. See the connection?
While you and others like yourself await a verdict on evolution and other erroneous unscientific concoctions. Christians have moved on with their lives. We rest assured that ones and zeros in computer science are instruction blocks just as DNA illustrates the instruction blocks of our Father's creativity.
By the way. Nice kitten.
2007-10-12 18:58:04 · answer #10 · answered by F'sho 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋