What did the elf use to make him taller--Elf raising flour.
How do you catch a squirrel--Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Give me a word with analyze in it--My sister Anna lies in bed all day.
What did the traffic light say to the car--Dont look, I'm changing
2007-10-12 09:48:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
They are wonderful, you are fabulous, you have a witty sense of humour. I absolutely love it, you are fabulous at making people smile. Well done hun love Juliexxxxxxxx
2007-10-12 10:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ta for those! very funny! Youve lightened up the mood after reading all these sad relationship probs hehe
2007-10-12 16:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Glitterbomb ♥ 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You've just done Jerry StClair's entire act
2007-10-12 17:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahah hilarious... best place for these jokes by the way... problems of the heart can be the most depressing sometimes
thnx :)
2007-10-12 16:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Nothing beats the cute jokes. x]
2007-10-12 16:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by SPIDER FINGERS is not a princess 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
haha
Nothing beats this
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2007-10-12 17:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by Huggles [mozzafan] 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
those jokes are sweet, i think i'm gonna use em some time if any of my friends need some chering up. thanks for a good time reading these!
2007-10-12 17:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by madi s 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL cute
2007-10-12 21:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by Bookbabe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dig it
2007-10-12 16:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by breedgemh_101 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh. Do you write these for Christmas crackers?!!!
2007-10-12 16:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by stef 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋