A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl. After a night of cavorting, she asks him back to her place 'for a coffee'.
They get to her flat and she tells him to get himself a drink while she slips into something more comfortable. Just as he finishes his drink the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see through negligee. "I am your sex slave" she says "I will do ANYTHING you want".
The man can't believe his luck "Hmmm" he says grinning from ear to ear, "I really fancy a 69" "no way" replies the girl "I'm not cooking at this time of the night"
2007-10-12 09:20:42 · 10 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where do u get the jokes from cause u seem to get me into tears
2007-10-12 09:40:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have been the sister of the Chinese girl I met, I asked her for a 69 and got a plate of egg fried rice.
2007-10-12 16:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know the sick version of 69 but what does the girl think a 69 is?
2007-10-12 16:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 16:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - I didn't get it at first, but when I re-read it, ha ha ha
2007-10-12 16:24:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jessie H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-12 16:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I'm sorry u can always make me smile.
2007-10-12 16:24:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good lol
2007-10-12 16:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
2007-10-13 09:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha =]
2007-10-12 16:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋