Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else…One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I’ll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.Johnny said, "I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up. "She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down."So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
2007-10-12 09:20:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one star 4 you
2007-10-12 09:27:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 09:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good idea - I might try it out myself some time!
2007-10-12 09:26:45 · answer #3 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good 1 like it
2007-10-12 10:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by blade lady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny yes, but who has that much in coins, really?
2007-10-12 10:10:29 · answer #5 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's great for a 'change.'
2007-10-12 09:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by focus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-10-12 09:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by h_biatch 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
niceee
2007-10-12 09:28:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats what happened to my loose change!!?
2007-10-12 09:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
excellent.
2007-10-12 09:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋