2007-10-12 09:15:34 · 11 answers · asked by Maliha S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WoW!
Funny you should ask. Several years ago when I worked for the FBI, I was working undercover on a sting operation that was intended to identify black market baking products and capture the master mind behind the illicit contraband being peddled and used in the baking of tainted muffins. Pudgy and deformed, the Muffin Man was in no condition for a fast and heated chase through the dark and damp docks where he did his dirty work. He was cuffed and booked on several felony counts, including treason. It was proven that he sold top secret recipes to the enemy. Found guilty, he now spends a lifetime locked inside a warm toaster oven that is safely hidden in the bowels of an obscure underground prison somehere within the property of New Mexico's area 51.
I am glad his dastardly deeds can not continue to encroach upon the Pillsbury Dough-boy's rightful territory!
The Muffin Man.....He fought the law and the law won......
2007-10-12 09:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not yet but i would like to know the Muffin Man.
2007-10-12 16:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are so many imposter's these days. I mean they are everywhere. They all work in the bakeries. They all fight whose the real muffin man. It's hard to tell who is who.
2007-10-12 16:44:54 · answer #3 · answered by Blue to the Bone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really but I believe that Muffin the Mule is now illegal!
2007-10-12 16:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no but i know a man that knows a man that killed a man :) that could have been the muffin man :)
2007-10-12 16:18:49 · answer #5 · answered by juzza 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i know his gay brother.
the muffin man keeps him locked up in the closet. his name is the cupcake man. poor guy...
2007-10-12 16:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by maggie 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Put a little butter on him , he tastes great.
2007-10-12 16:21:15 · answer #7 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Doesnt he live on Drury Lane? :)
2007-10-12 16:18:35 · answer #8 · answered by Star 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh is he that famous politician?
2007-10-12 16:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know his wife
2007-10-12 16:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋