A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders
hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a
dog and a cat.
The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look.
That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.
Thanks,' says the little girl.
The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the
cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.
'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'
The little girl pauses for a moment,
looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat,
then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says,
'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren, would I?'
2007-10-12 07:54:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor Mr HELL YEAH either got out of bed the wrong side or got headache trying to read without picure books!
2007-10-12 08:42:27 · update #1
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that wasn't that funny
2007-10-12 08:18:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I think that's a pretty funny question. So much so that I actually just copied it and pasted it to send to some of my friends on myspace. Great job.
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2007-10-12 07:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by t.marlene 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
8 childrens shaggy dog tale - humorous Little Bobby kidnapping jesuses mom - hilarious Santa & Banta a million & 2 - sucked father shaggy dog tale - ehh going to the sunlight - humorous 9 children choose shaggy dog tale - not humorous
2016-10-09 02:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a wonderful child.
Imagine, she going to grow up to be the next Hilary Clinton...
2007-10-12 09:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by Doesntstayinvegas.com 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OMG havent properly laughed at a joke in ages! brilliant! lmao
2007-10-12 08:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by ~"*Make Me A Mammy*"~ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hard to read but funny as hell
2007-10-12 07:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.
Some cat-hater is going to have a field day with this one.
2007-10-12 16:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by frenzy-CIB- Jim's with Jesus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That's really funny! Star for you!
2007-10-12 07:59:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh great...my boss is wondering what the heck I'm laughing about!
2007-10-12 08:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol…that’s soo sad….but funny that u earned another star!
2007-10-12 08:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by ღ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha OMG....
2007-10-12 07:57:31 · answer #11 · answered by DoLz 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋