New Viruses?

Question

CLINTON VIRUS-Gives you a 7" hard drive with NO memory

VIAGRA VIRUS-Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

LEWINSKY VIRUS-Sucks all the memory out of your computer,then emails everyone about what it did

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS-Saves your data,but forgets where it is stored

MIKE TYPSON VIRUS-Quits after 2 bytes

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS-Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB,then slowly expands to 200 MB

DR.JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS-Deletes all old files

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS-Disks can no longer be inserted

TITANIC VIRUS-(A strain of the Lewinsky virus)Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on")

DISNEY VIRUS-Everything in your computer goes Goofy

PROZAC VIRUS-Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS-Only attacks minor files

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS-Terminates some files,leaves,but IT WILL BE BACKKKKK

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS-Reformats your harddrive into a 3.5" floppy,then discards it through Windows

Answer 1

OMG! that's hilarious, how long did it take you to put this together or did you get it from somewhere?

Answer 2

This was great! I think I liked the last one best.