if monkeys evolved from nuts, why do we still have monkey nuts?
2007-10-12 06:03:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You got that backwards. Nuts came from monkeys and then they invented religion.
2007-10-12 06:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by bocasbeachbum 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only half of the monkeys have nuts.
2007-10-12 13:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If Christians came from the Jews, why are there still Jews. Because Jews are cool. They don't try to cram their belief down your throat. Hindus and Buddhist don't either. Its only those Funnymental Christie Tans and Muslammies that want to force everyone to think the same way that they do.
They want us to be as stupid as they are so they don't feel alone.
2007-10-12 13:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The low hanging fruit is easiest to grab.
2007-10-12 13:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by novangelis 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's the circle of life.
2007-10-12 13:06:14 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mine are walnuts.
2007-10-12 13:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yay, an early drinking game...
*drink*
2007-10-12 13:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Because they didn't.
2007-10-12 13:06:58 · answer #8 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
what
2007-10-12 13:06:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋