A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago."
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made love like never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago--or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"
2007-10-12 05:57:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's funny how times have changed. pmsl
2007-10-12 06:18:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-22 02:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just read all your jokes and there funny as hell i am going back through them to star them all thanx for the laugh
2007-10-12 06:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shocking!!!! Ha-Ha!
2007-10-12 06:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by wheezie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha! This is really a great one! I need to tell my wife!
2007-10-12 06:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one again
2007-10-12 07:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this one before aswell but you can have a star!!
2007-10-12 06:55:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, still laughed..
Just what I needed thank you.*
2007-10-12 06:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-12 06:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
good one
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2007-10-12 06:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋