A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle : "ME."
2007-10-12 05:52:47 · 17 answers · asked by zmdk_zmdk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA.....FINE ONE AND HAV A STAR.
2007-10-12 06:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by FAYAZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star 4 u
2007-10-16 05:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by robert c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, this is good! One of the best I have read lately. And, yes, I gave you a star!
2007-10-12 06:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-05-22 02:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. That's funny! XD
2007-10-12 06:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Mel :D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one.
Star for u
2007-10-12 05:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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its cool u r a star i liked this joke
100000000000/100000000000
2007-10-12 06:00:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol….SCARY….lol….good one! Star 4 u!
2007-10-12 05:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by ღ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good, that's REALLY good!!! You get a star!
2007-10-12 05:56:26 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad kid..!! Thank goodness it's only joke.
2007-10-12 05:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋