And if you believe in me (and 47 payments of $9.99) I'll make you live forever!
Does anyone want to become a Melty's Witness?
2007-10-12 05:10:41 · 16 answers · asked by Melty Blood 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I made everything, and everything up to this moment has just been a false memory.
2007-10-12 05:13:50 · update #1
The coleslaw in my fridge has already accepted me as his savior!
2007-10-12 05:15:35 · update #2
If you do not accept me, you will be forced to watch the christian television service FOR ALL ETERNITY! Bet you're scared and want to accept me now.
2007-10-12 05:20:28 · update #3
I like people with a sense of humor :-)
You know what, you might actually find a few followers...
2007-10-12 05:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by larissa 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, batgirl2 was so uninterested that she forgot NOT to comment. Ah, the allure of a quick 2 points.
2007-10-12 05:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by coralsnayk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those of you who think Melty is making fun of God: no, he is making fun of YOU! Think about it.
(And I am still going to pass on being a Melty's Witness)
2007-10-12 06:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by scott_k_in_va 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This could soooooo open up a can of worms here, but instead I'll chuck out the can opener.
2007-10-12 05:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by Kingdiana Jones 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Must follow god. No not the tv ahhhhhhhhhhhh
2007-10-12 08:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by aj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont mock God. your not God. there is only 1 God and its the holy father,the holy spirit,the holy ghost,the creator,the messiah. I give God alot of credit for putting up with people like you.and its not nice to make fun of God.After all God has done for all mankind and this is the respect you have, you need to be taught more respect to the higher power.
2007-10-12 05:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
[Warning Against Antichrists ] Dear children, this is the last hour; and as you have heard that the antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have come. This is how we know it is the last hour.
John 2:18
2007-10-12 05:16:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i suppose it is natural for you to make yourself god, people have been doing that for years,
even into our lifetime, the Japanese saw the emperor as a god.
welcome to godhood, what will your tombstone read?
2007-10-12 05:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by magnetic_azimuth 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you get fries with that order?
2007-10-13 16:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will believe you if you can get a virgin pregnant and she is still a virgin.
2007-10-12 06:03:03 · answer #10 · answered by OKIM IM 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋