and the CEO is giving a speech halfway...
2007-10-12 05:09:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Hold it in.
Farting is not a social action so it deserves no attention if you fail. It is outside the realm of decent people at a dinner table to acknowlede it exsisted
2007-10-12 05:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sometimes if you're good with "control" you can squeeze a long and slow silent fart from something that would otherwise be loud and volatile.
If you can't do this, do your best to wait until the speech is over and then exit the room quietly holding your stomach to show that you have some pains.
This is generally accepted as a good means for an exit.
2007-10-12 05:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by Rob 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You excuse yourself and go to the restroom. You say "pardon me" just loud enough for those next to you to hear.
If the CEO is callous enough to ask why you are leaving, you may say that you need to use the restroom.
If such an event occurs without warning, you say and do nothing. Everyone is supposed to politely pretend nothing happened. Anyone calling attention to it, including the "culprit," is being incredibly rude.
2007-10-12 05:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say excuse me and go and fart on the lower management people.
Or wait until the CEO is taking questions and say "Yeah, I got a question for you."
2007-10-12 05:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fart and immediately look in a very surprised and disgusted way at the person next to you. Works every time!
2007-10-12 05:27:49 · answer #5 · answered by bernieszu 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It is the same urge and emergency level as having to urinate. Excuse yourself, hold your stomach and walk out swiftly while looking down.
Nobody will slow you down on the way out...
2007-10-12 06:18:26 · answer #6 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i would no say anything but to someone near me and that would be pardon me!
i would then get up and go to the bathroom
then join the table and ask what i missed!
2007-10-12 05:43:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom and let it out. If not squeeze your butt cheeks.
2007-10-12 05:15:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Leave now; explain later. This is a case for doing the lesser of two evils.
C. :)!!
2007-10-12 05:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Learn to "swallow" your fart. Practice. It really works.
2007-10-12 05:44:34 · answer #10 · answered by Lighthouse 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋