One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2007-10-12 05:08:03 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kinda funny
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2007-10-12 05:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this several times before. It is not funny anymore.
2007-10-12 12:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by peedzah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear !!! Re arrange these words into a very famous saying, someone need to get out more and life get a !!!
2007-10-12 12:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2007-10-12 12:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny one lol
2007-10-12 12:13:02 · answer #5 · answered by K H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny! ha ha .that is like the best joke in the world! you have brightened my evening. that is so,so,so great.i am laughing like mad !!!!!! :-)
2007-10-12 12:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is really funny.
2007-10-12 12:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She must have been a blond.
2007-10-12 12:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-12 12:19:37 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one!
2007-10-12 12:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋