A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, ''Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill.''
Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's butt. ''Yep,'' he said,'' just what I thought, just about the same size.''
The wife became incensed and left him gardening alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.
When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, ''How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?''
The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. ''What's the matter?'' he asked.
She replied, ''You don't think I'm going to fire up this big *** grill for one little weenie, do you?''
2007-10-12 04:58:12 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.....oooooh....poor dude....ha! star 4 u!
2007-10-12 05:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by ღ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-08 02:50:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh now that grill is on fire! Lol. Go girl.
2007-10-12 07:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by FreezingCold:( 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good comeback! just shows the woman always gets the last word in!
2007-10-12 05:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by curlywurly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-12 05:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
tnks for the laugh
2007-10-12 05:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one.
2007-10-12 05:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely put a smile on my face
2007-10-12 05:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok.......makes sense so far, but whats the punchline?
2007-10-12 05:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is awesome! Good joke!
2007-10-12 05:05:09 · answer #10 · answered by Em 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-12 05:08:51 · answer #11 · answered by K H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋