I'll start...
Thank you all so very much for giving me the assurance of burning eternally in hell ... and for showing me that the Bible can mean whatever you want it to mean! Your super intelligence and inside information regarding my whereabouts in the afterlife are so appreciated!
2007-10-12 04:12:04 · 16 answers · asked by The Raven † 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol Crusader - Great to see you're still around on Yahoo!
((( tur b ))) Good day, sir!
2007-10-12 04:23:54 · update #1
bellesnails...nice job! I know that must've been so difficult for you...lol !
2007-10-12 04:28:59 · update #2
An elite group of fundies have magic glasses that let them see into the past and future. That is not all! They can also see into Heaven and Hell. With this cool technogear they have told me many interesting things.
1. The Catholic Church added extra books to the bible. Even though Martin Luther was the one that took book outs, the magic glasses indicate that it is not so.
2. The Catholic Inquisition is exactly the same as the Spanish Inquisition. Despite historical records that indicate that it was different and that Spanish Inquisition was an instrument of the Spanish Royalty.
3. Catholics have killed more Christians than any other sect. The most zealous Inquisitor, Bernard Gui sentenced 930 heretics to do penance and go on pilgrimages. The 42 that were turned over to the local state governments were killed. The Spanish Inquisition killed something like 4,000 people in 300 years, but the Protestant revolution in England itself killed 75,000 people in 3-4 years. The magic glasses also say that it isn't so.
4. Elite fundies have pieced the veil and have seen themselves in Heaven and Catholics in hell. Even though Catholics follow the scripture more completely than any other group on earth it doesn't matter. Their works done as taught by God were false because elite fundies are lazy. Elite fundies are the elite and they can do whatever they want to go to Heaven. Case closed, history is for silly people, ignorance is strength.
5. The magic glasses have revealed that the Pope is evil. What John Paul II and Pius XII taught and did were evil. And we as Catholics must obey the Popes because they are gods. If they told me to kill a loud mouth elite fundie I must comply. The Catholic Church does not teach this doctrine but what do Catholics know about teaching?
Please elite fundies, stop embarrassing yourselves. Stop embarrassing other well meaning protestants who actually study scripture and love God and neighbor.
I do owe elite magic glass-wearing fundies a thanks. They make me appreciate loving Christians from all walks of life more. Those who follow Christ see beyond Catholicism and Protestantism and just see one Church. For that I am glad.
2007-10-12 05:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by Void Engineer 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Fundies, I appreciate the fact that you're willing to show your @$$es while displaying your limitless lack of knowledge of my religion. It's good for a laugh when I'm feeling blue.
2007-10-12 05:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had written this long explanation then deleted it for this: We must love all people, no matter the situation and yes it can be frustrating, but this is the sign of a true Christian, a true Catholic. No matter how hard you try, like no matter how hard they try ( the fundamentalist), the mind is set, the heart is solid, on both sides of the matter. Truth is to be found in all places, and Jesus would do the same. He loves us for who we are and who we are going to be, sinner and lovers are we, and this is what we know as truth. God bless you and your quest always.
2007-10-12 05:08:48 · answer #3 · answered by Perhaps I love you more 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heart Fundies! haha
Thank you for always show love to me by condemning me to hell with your false judgments and crazy interpretation of the bible and the afterlife. May God richly bless you!
2007-10-12 04:24:01 · answer #4 · answered by bellesnail 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-08 02:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read all about it in Yahoo news about the intelligence being disseminated amongst the brave and devoted loyal supporters of JHVH as in the Greek Tetragrammaton.
2007-10-12 04:29:28 · answer #6 · answered by Drop short and duck 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hi Raven
They tend to be bitter, humorless, and lacking in prudence, warmth, and charity. They love stressing God's Justice, forgetting about His Mercy.
Pray for them...
2007-10-12 08:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Isabella 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would just ignore people like that. My sister is a fundie and she is the meanest coldest person alive to her family. She is always putting me down and saying the cruelest things about me.
2007-10-12 04:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by daisy322_98 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Let me start by saying I have no problem with people finding hope in religion.
But I have a huge problem with proseletyzers and people who carry out evil acts in the name of God. This is directed toward them:
Thank you so much for making sure I can't walk to class or relax in my home without you pestering me with some mis-translated version of the new testament.
Thanks for manipulating people and screwing them up in the head so they think that science is backwards and evil.
Thanks for committing mass-genocide in numerous countries. Thanks for putting my grandpa in a boarding school where he was beaten by people claiming to be saving his soul. Thanks for stripping our culture and trying to force us to forget our language and traditions. Thanks for trying to convince us we're "savages" and our ways are backwards and wrong. Thanks so much for doing all of this in the name of God, because I can really picture Jesus running a boarding school.
2007-10-12 04:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I am taking a pass. I wouldn't be able to say one nice thing about them, even in jest, today.
2007-10-12 04:23:14 · answer #10 · answered by SpiritRoaming 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋