what is the quickest way to get drunk.
2007-10-12 03:26:38 · 25 answers · asked by flyeater16 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Drink on an empty stomach......
2007-10-12 03:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Kim K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The quickest way to get drunk is to take a vodka enema. This works because the alcohol normally absorbed by your liver is now metabolised directly by the water-absorbing large intestine. One shot this way equals 8 to 10 shots through the esophagus. Be careful though, you can easily end up in detox because a little bit goes a long way. Plus if you do go to detox, you will have a fun story to tell about how you took shots up your bunghole.
2007-10-12 03:34:40 · answer #2 · answered by Matt G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mix your alcohol with something sweet!
Sugar heightens the alcohol content
Also, not eating anything before drinking. THis will get you drunk fast but I would not recommend it due to the after effects.
Remember that the effect of 1 oz will not be felt till about an hour later...
2007-10-12 03:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Elle F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Empty stomach
2. Be skinny (skinny people get drunk faster)
3. MIX DRINKS! WOOOT!
4. Take a shot every minute, chugging alcohol will cause your system to stop taking in the alcohol and you won't get drunk as fast. Doing it every minute lets your body say "Okay, that's all, digest it.... oh wait, there's more... alright, digest it... ****, here comes more, well that'll be it, digest it... damn! more!"
5. Just enjoy a good alcoholic drink!
2007-10-12 05:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by Dark L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The quickest way is to be immature.
Which it sounds like you are
Cheers.
2007-10-12 03:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Four cans of Carlsberg Special Brew.
2007-10-12 03:42:39 · answer #6 · answered by mars_polaris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink shots, like tequila. Its more pure, not diluded with water that counters the dehydration effect of alcohol.
It is said that to drink with a straw will make you drunk faster -dunno 'bout that.
The empty stomach thing is an urban myth, sorry guys;)
But be careful, cuz you'll get a bad hangover :D
2007-10-12 03:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by Fannie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A direct infusion of alcohol to the bloodstream. Take an IV and replace the water/salt solution with alcohol. good luck.
2007-10-12 03:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink very fast, it's a proven fact the faster you drink a beer/wine/spirit whatever the faster you get drunk. But you have to down it quick. Also get "Export" Beer its very strong.
2007-10-12 03:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink on an empty stomach, or drink it really fast- just make sure that if you're gonna drink on an empty stomach, don't stuf your face afterwards cause you'll end up next to the toilet, I had bad experience with that one.lol
Good luck!
2007-10-12 05:52:22 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Lucky Charm♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matt is right. I heard about it on the radio. Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac had destroyed the inside of her nose from her addictions. So she was getting her fix down there.
2007-10-12 03:43:43 · answer #11 · answered by paul67337 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋